Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to
| E-mail jokes
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
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What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
| Aardvark jokes
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.
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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.
| Dirty jokes
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floo
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Have you heard about the goodweather
| Witch jokes
Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.
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Several
| Business jokes
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held." "Well,"
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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.