Hillary Clinton goes to
| Clinton jokes
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's goin
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
| Zoo jokes
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next e
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What did the pig say
| Pig jokes
What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."
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Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies
| Humor jokes
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer.
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Have you heard about the pig who took up disco
| Pig jokes
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.
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How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!