What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
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What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !
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Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers
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Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
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What do you get if you cross a computer
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.
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Why did you drop the
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Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
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‘Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. ‘If India has the world’s second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I ? ‘Thirty two! ‘Why did you say that ?’ ‘Well, my brother’s sixteen and he’s half mad !