Teacher: What came after the stone age and the

Why did the boy become an

| Space jokes

Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

| Ghost jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.

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Why do you go to bed?

| Bed jokes

Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

| Dog jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

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What animal do you look like when you

| Various animal jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !

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Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!