Why did the boy become an
| Space jokes
Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !
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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
| Ghost jokes
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
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Why do you go to bed?
| Bed jokes
Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.
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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?
| Dog jokes
What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!
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What animal do you look like when you
| Various animal jokes
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
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Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!