Why did the spotted pigs run away?
| Pig jokes
Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
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What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
| Aardvark jokes
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.
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A precious little girl walks
| Children jokes
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack w
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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat
| Time jokes
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.
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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!