What do robots put at the bottom of their

There is a new Barbie doll on

| Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

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What does a man who loves his car do

| Humor jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!

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An aircraft is about to crash. There are

| Political jokes

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The

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Phoning the florist to order some

| Dead and dying jokes

Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. "Message?" she sputtered. "Well, I guess, 'You will be missed." Visiting the funeral home, she was pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified

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