Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited
| Computer jokes
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow I will destroy the earth." Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two really bad n
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Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
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Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
| Bath jokes
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine.
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What's as big as a horse, but weighs
| Horse jokes
What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!
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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?
| College jokes
How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
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What was King Arthur’s favourite game ? Knights and crosses !