QUESTION: How long does a United States
| Political jokes
QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
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Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
| Marriage jokes
Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!
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What do you get when you cross a pig with an
| Pig jokes
What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were
| Bird jokes
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !
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Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, ” my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins” “That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets” The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to rush home!” When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, ” When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves”!!!