What did the really ugly man do for a living?
| Halloween jokes
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
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Teacher: Name four members of the cat
| Cat jokes
Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
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A wealthy investor walked into a bank and
| Business jokes
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours." The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.
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How do you fix a broken website?
| Internet jokes
How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape.
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Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, “To bark or not to bark that is the question!” and keeps on barking!