One day the bass player hid one of the
| Music jokes
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"
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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !
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How does a barber make phone calls?
| Hair and bald jokes
How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.
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If they made a movie starring the Loch
| Various animal jokes
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it
| Answer me this jokes
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours.” The banker said, “Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him.”