Teacher : What is a comet ?
| School jokes
Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !
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Kowalski, fresh out of
| Business jokes
Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?" "Twenty-two," Kowalski replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator
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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read
| School jokes
Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !
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What do you call an unusual rabbit?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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Doctor: "Good news you passed your
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"
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A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, “Where did you get that?” The pig replied, “I won her in a raffle!”