A husband and wife were at a party chatting
| Marriage jokes
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship," the husband explained. "She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts." He continued,
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Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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A not so rich couple decided to
| Travel and tourist jokes
A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever. In the morning the couple came to settle the bill and were surprized to find they owe $3000. "Ho
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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed
| Parent jokes
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked. "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children." "Is that a record?" she inquired. "I don't think
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yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.
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Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.