A man was speeding down a Alabama highway,
| Police jokes
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to w
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided
| Blonde jokes
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" Th
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FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I
| Monster jokes
FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes. BERT MONSTER: That's nothing. My sister's tongue is so long, she can lick an envelope after she's posted it.
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
| Food jokes
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two week vacation/honeymoon. The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, “Well, hi Jimmy, how ya been lover ? Long time no see.” A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Once inside, the piqued bride demanded: “And just who was THAT woman ?!?!?” The groom wiped his brow and said, “Just relax honey. Please ! I’m going to have enuff trouble explaining you to her.”