An office technician got a call from a

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross

| Bird jokes

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts

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An English teacher asked her class to write an

| Money jokes

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec ! yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !

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What do you get if you take your computer to

| Computer jokes

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.

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Q. Why is it good to have a blonde

| Blonde jokes

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.

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Q: How do you get a dog to stop

| Dog jokes

Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced. He told her to “Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it.” About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.