Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
| Dance jokes
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl
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When is a birthday cake like a golf
| Birthday jokes
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
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Mandy: Our teacher went on a
| Banana jokes
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
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Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!
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What do snakes write on the bottom of their
| Letter jokes
What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the road Democrat”? A: Because he’s got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.