Two Jewish businessmen meet in the

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New

| Pig jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.

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The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and

| Ethnic jokes

The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at

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Biddle and Payne, two elderly English

| College jokes

Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said, "A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, "Please, sir, it wasn't me!" "Ha, ha!

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What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on

| Easter jokes

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!

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What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives

| Elephant jokes

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !

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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. “Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse”. “Ssh!” hisses the other, “It’s not till next week”.