Teacher: Can you tell me something important
| School jokes
Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !
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What happened to the girl who
| Halloween jokes
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off
| Dog jokes
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but
| Answer me this jokes
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
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Two anthropologists fly
| Travel and tourist jokes
Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague is doing. When he gets there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among a
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What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !