Who is the fastest runner in
| Religious jokes
Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.
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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
| Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !
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QUESTION: How long does a United States
| Political jokes
QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
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This guy is walking with his friend. He says
| Business jokes
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy." The friend replies "How so?" "My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
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Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince
| History jokes
Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
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A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. “When you and I get out of here,” the jailbird said to the fly. “we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune.” Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. “What about this fly, eh?” he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper THE EDMONTON SUN, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. “Glad you saw it,” muttered the bartender. “Blasted things are eve rywhere.”