How does the vicar explore the

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| Weather jokes

'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?' 'Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.

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What do actuaries do to liven up

| Accountant jokes

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

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What do hip pigs call their ladies?

| Pig jokes

What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.

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A little kid's in

| School jokes

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."

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One day a boy and his father were at the

| Political jokes

One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."

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How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.