Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Category: Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Taureans
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don’t have time to change their own lightbulbs. They’re too busy changing them for everyone else.
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Q: How many Aquarians
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they’ll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…
Q: How
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?