After wedding a young couple rented a town house
| Humor jokes
After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the manager several times, but nothing happened. Finally her husband reached the manager and, noting the seriousness of the problem, said, " My wife is afraid
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For his birthday the monster asked for a
| Birthday jokes
For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
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After being away on business, Tim thought it
| King Kong jokes
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite
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Who writes hit musicals on the
| Internet jokes
Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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What famous pig actor made a movie about
| Pig jokes
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.