Recently, a distraught wife went to the local

Papa, why is it that dentists call their

| Dentist jokes

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."

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What are you reading? demanded

| Parent jokes

What are you reading? demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the reply. "Throw that book away at once," he commanded. "How many times have I told you you're too young to read science fiction?"

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Men are like plungers.

| Men jokes

Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

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Why do polo bears like bald men ?

| Hair and bald jokes

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !

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Yo Mama's so

| Yo momma jokes

Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

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Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. The wife said, “He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.” The next-door neighbor protested, “Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.” The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”