Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
| Children jokes
Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a herring-aid."
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A young woman goes to her doctor
| Dirty jokes
A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany. When she said yes the doctor said "Well tell him his ear rings aren't real gold!!!"
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How old were you on your last birthday?
| Birthday jokes
How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I don't think that's possible. Oh, yes it is - I'm nine today.
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Q: What's the differents between
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they’ll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.