I've been sitting at this computer for hours
| Computer jokes
I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.
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Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth
| Dentist jokes
Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."
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Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
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Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!
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Q: How many Development Executives does
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !