Category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.