‘Here’s a good book,’ said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. ‘How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead. ‘No, thank you,’ said Mrs Monster. ‘My husband’s got two heads already. . .
Category: Monster jokes
Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.
What’s big and ugly and drinks
What’s big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.
What’s the difference between a monster
What’s the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
Where do space monsters live?
Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.
Where do you find monster snails?
Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.
How do you stop a monster from
How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.
What did the monster say to the
What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? “Pleased to eat you!”
Why did the monster get a ticket at
Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!
What would you get if you crossed a monster
What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!