Teacher: Who can tell me where
| School jokes
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
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What do you call a dentist in the army ?
| Dentist jokes
What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !
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A knight and his
| Dirty jokes
A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asked the king. "Sire!" replied the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies to the west." "What?" shrieked the king, "I don't have any
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The fishing season hasn't opened and a
| Fishing jokes
The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday" he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the strang
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An old farmer is driving down a country road in
| Farmer jokes
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem. "Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench." He says. He crawls out from underneath the truck a
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What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? “Pleased to eat you!”