Category: King Kong jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!

Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. “That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. “That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. “What I mean,” said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.” The clerk handed him a mirror.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? “Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !

What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? “Are you my mother?”