What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm
Category: King Kong jokes
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t
What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t weigh anything? King Kong’s shadow.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s
How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
What’s big and hairy and climbs up the
What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.