What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
| Waiter jokes
What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!
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What's the chilliest ground in the
| Sport jokes
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!
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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class
| Cat jokes
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.
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Why won't pigs take up
| Pig jokes
Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !