Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
Category: King Kong jokes
What do you get if King Kong falls down a
What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
What do you get if King Kong sits on your
What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.
What do you get if King Kong sits on
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.
What should you do if you are on a picnic
What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
If King Kong came to England why would he
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong?
Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn’t like Chinese food.