What happened to the dog that fell into a
| Dog jokes
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
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Two Irish friends
| Heaven and hell jokes
Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarked one. "What about Finnegan?" inquired the other. "Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he said: 'It's a fine job you've had here for a long time.
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At the airport for a business trip, I settled
| Aviation jokes
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41." So my family picked up our luggage and carried i
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
| Rabbit jokes
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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What kind of book did
| Monster jokes
What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.
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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!