What do you call a cow with no front legs?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
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What did the envelope say to the
| Letter jokes
What did the envelope say to the stamp? "Stick with me and we'll go places."
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Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a
| Vampire jokes
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
| Christmas jokes
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
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Have you heard about the pig who took up disco
| Pig jokes
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.
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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? “Are you kidding? They won’t even change a five dollar bill.”