An auditor was examining the balance sheet
| Accountant jokes
An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those
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Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
| Children jokes
Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower
| Computer jokes
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!
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Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!