One time Father Christmas lost his
| Christmas jokes
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
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There are bats hanging of a branch
| Various animal jokes
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? - I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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What to do you call an old dentist?
| Dentist jokes
What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth
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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
| Fishing jokes
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !
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She was two thirds married once.
| Marriage jokes
She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !
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One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber’s car in the front of the house. – Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.