Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea

Q. What kind

| Religious jokes

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in

| Sport jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!

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Teacher : What is a comet ?

| School jokes

Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !

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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her

| Blonde jokes

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and fo

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Doctor: Did you know

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.