What's big and ugly and drinks
| Monster jokes
What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.
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A magician was employed by a
| Humor jokes
A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which always insisted on being part of the acts put on by the magician. He would perch on the edge of the stage and screech, "He does it with a mirror" or "He's got it up his sleev
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I remember when the
| Birthday jokes
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday.
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A Republican and a Democrat
| Political jokes
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democr
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What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!