The big game hunter was showing his friends

Where is a tornado put in jail to be

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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell

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Two attorneys went into a

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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their sh

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What do you call the place where parrots make

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What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!

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At a friend's wedding, everything went

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At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."

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What "bus" crossed

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What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.

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The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, “I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn’t want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me.” “Well,” said a guest, “he certainly makes a much better rug than you would!”