A snake
| Blind jokes
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should b
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Why are electric trains like a
| Dirty jokes
Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
| Dirty jokes
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor." "Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it
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A little kid comes running into the
| Marriage jokes
A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."
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A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.