Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
| Children jokes
Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.
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What dog sweats the most and drinks the most
| Dog jokes
What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!
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Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day
| School jokes
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !
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What do you call a man with a kilt over his
| Ethnic jokes
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty? Four guys watching a baseball game.