Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that
| Face jokes
Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?
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Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison
| Idiot and fool jokes
Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. "Hey, Cole!" said Edney. "See those two wires?" "Sure," Cole answered. "Now just grab one of them." Cole grabbed one of the wires. "Feel anything?" asked his partner. "Not a thing," answered Cole. "Goo
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Mr Monster:
| Monster jokes
Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands.
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Why do waiters prefer
| Waiter jokes
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .
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What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.