Why do programmers always get Christmas and
| Computer jokes
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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How do jockeys determine which
| Horse jokes
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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What is the softest bed for a
| Bed jokes
What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.
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A guy had been feeling down for so long
| Mental health jokes
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better. The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then
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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? “Happy Birthday To Gnu!”