Judge: Why did you steal

An accountant is having a hard

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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

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What TV station do bees watch ?

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What TV station do bees watch ? Bee bee c one!

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A family of ducks were

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A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, "Excuse me, my mom

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What monster flies his kite in a rain

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein

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One day, two guys were driving

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One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed red. The man driving went right through the red light. The passenger looked at the driver and screamed, "What the heck are you doing

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Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.