What animal always goes to bed
| Bed jokes
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !
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A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and
| Police jokes
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said 'Stop or slow down, what's the difference?'. T
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Doctor these pills you gave me for
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!
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How to cats greet each other at
| Christmas jokes
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
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Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !