What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.
Author: BeFunnyNow.com
An American tourist is
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: “How large is the population here?” “Around 1.5 billion” — the guide answers American, After a short pause: “So, what else do you do here?”
Will the father be present during the
Will the father be present during the birth? asked the obstetrician. “Nah,” replied the mother-to-be, “He and my husband don’t get along.”
Q: What do you get when you cross
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole’
Why couldn’t
Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.
I was married 3 times explained
I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, “and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.” “That’s a shame.” said his friend , “How did it happen?” “She wouldn’t eat the mushrooms!”
Why did Frosty
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They’re too hard to peel.
Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.