How many psychoanalysts does it take to
| Mental health jokes
How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? "How many do you think it takes?"
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Teacher: How much is half of 8
| School jokes
Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for
| Rabbit jokes
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!
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Why are spiders good swimmers ?
| Insect jokes
Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !
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What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !