What kind of monster can sit on the end of
| Monster jokes
What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.
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What's a parrot's favourite song?
| Bird jokes
What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!
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What's the difference between a very
| Dead and dying jokes
What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.
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Doctor: You need new glasses
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!
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Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw
| Political jokes
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.