Policeman: Why didn't you check your
| Salesmen jokes
Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
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Teacher: You copies from
| School jokes
Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
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What's tennis players favourite
| Sport jokes
What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!
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What's the matter son?
| Children jokes
What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !
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Q: How can you tell someone
| Music jokes
Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
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What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.