One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she
| Insect jokes
One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
| Fishing jokes
Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.
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Cannibals capture three men. The men
| Cannibal jokes
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The sec
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Why do managers bring suitcases
| Sport jokes
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !
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Will the father be present during the birth? asked the obstetrician. “Nah,” replied the mother-to-be, “He and my husband don’t get along.”