What’s the most wicked thing a

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a

| Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !

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Teacher: If you have five

| School jokes

Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !

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The best way of saving money is to forget who

| Money jokes

The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.

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What happened to the lizard in the

| Various animal jokes

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.

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Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the

| Sport jokes

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!" Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, its a compass!"

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What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.