What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !
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Teacher: If you have five
| School jokes
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !
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The best way of saving money is to forget who
| Money jokes
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
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What happened to the lizard in the
| Various animal jokes
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!" Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, its a compass!"
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What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.